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Mom wants Michigan schools to allow her son's anti-seizure medication to school. Difficulty: Cannabis oil-filled capsules fark.com/go/12839708 fark.com/12839708

Eight foods one should never make from scratch. Nine, if you include sauerbraten fark.com/go/12839698 fark.com/12839698

'90s Sci-Fi, King Chuck, NES games. and weird fast food promotions are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 20-26: Unnecessarily Smart Home Edition, via öx45tallboy fark.com/12839920

40 years ago today, Cubs manager Lee Elia WENT OFF in the best interview you'll ever hear (Not safe for work language, obviously) fark.com/go/12840032 fark.com/12840032

Who needs a campaign staff when you have an entire legislature working for you? fark.com/go/12840012 fark.com/12840012

QAnon mom convicted for lying about someone trying to kidnap her kids to draw attention to worldwide problem of fictional kidnappings of children. She tried to pin the fake kidnapping on a Hispanic couple fark.com/go/12839890 fark.com/12839890

Folks, here's how to score some of a $725 million settlement from Facebook's parent company Meta for passing your personal information to third parties. Revenge is a dish best served in cold cash fark.com/go/12840466 fark.com/12840466

Missouri fisherman cast his reel into a TARDIS, and caught a 4-foot prehistoric fish fark.com/go/12840690 fark.com/12840690

Wait until these guys dial up Liam Neeson's phone fark.com/go/12840336 fark.com/12840336

Just so you know, legendary lifesaving Iditarod hero Balto was a damn fine dog. A best dog if you will fark.com/go/12840442 fark.com/12840442

Cats are cats are cats [video] fark.com/12840450

The top absolute must-drive roadways in every state. Surprisingly New Jersey has one that doesn't smell like the Turnpike fark.com/go/12840748 fark.com/12840748

Foursome golfing a too slow? Time to give someone else a whooping fark.com/go/12840786 fark.com/12840786

Naked man on drugs at 9:30 in the morning, running past the police station. Better catch him before he... nope, he's in the canal fark.com/go/12841020 fark.com/12841020

I mean, it's one shopping cart, Big Lots. What could it cost? Two managers their jobs? fark.com/go/12841174 fark.com/12841174

Catalytic converter thieves are getting so brazen they're stealing them with people still in the car fark.com/go/12841150 fark.com/12841150

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