"Why are you acting like this? Nigel's charming. All British men are!" "Yeah, right. That's what they said about Benjamin Disraeli..."

Look, pal. I don't take coupons from giant chickens. Not after last time...

Oh, Come on. You're our best friend, Peter! Besides, I can remember a time when you saved all our butts.

How you, er, you coming on that novel you're working on, huh?

You know how lousy I am at housework. Remember when I tried doing the laundry?

Well, I suppose it's not the first time someone's made a miscalculation...

We now return to The Smurfs...

Well, At least the T.V. gets decent reception. Huh! Must be some kind of nature show...

"Have you thought about looking for a job?" "Yes, Lois, I have. But I've also thought about getting fired from that job. Is that something you really want to put our family through? Think about that while I get myself a drink..."

"You know, uh, the kids are gonna be at that town social for a while." "I think I know where you're going!"

Look at me, Lois. I'm Roo!

We now return to Malcolm in the Middle!

"I'm going downtown and buy another copy of Surfin' Bird!" "Peter, that's not necessary. I'm sure it'll turn up somewhere." "I wouldn't count on it, Lois."

"This place is paradise!" "Sure is! Except for Randy Newman..."

Its finally given me a chance to work on my novel and I finally have a title! Faster than the Speed of Love...