I think my worst day at work ever was when this guy in a different department put the Howls Moving Castle theme on repeat for like three hours and everyone in the kitchen was too busy to change it so we had to just suffer the most horrible hell that is amine songs at work

A toofpick changes everything

It's pretty bullshit that I can't learn any of the Six Powers in real life

Rob Lucci is so funny because he's not even the coolest villain in his own original arc (Kaku is cooler sorry) and when he finally comes back he just sucks even more

Fry from Futurama when he sees Leela

"Films aren't canon" mfs when Uta shows up, saves Kidd from her dad and then stares right at the screen before saying their name and address

Not being on Letterboxd and film Twitter anymore has made my life so much more enjoyable. I no longer even know what marvel movie is coming out next, I don't care if Ti West's new movie flopped, I watched The Bikeriders and don't even give a fuck about its reception. I am free

I found so much peace and happiness being away from Twitter and now I had to redownload this fucking app to ask if Fairy Tail is worth watching while One Piece is on a break

George accidentally likes a woman's story as soon as she posts it, Jerry and Elaine get caught up on a show they're binging, Kramer's only social media is Snapchat

Henry Winkler is an amazing actor because as Fonzie he was the coolest guy ever and in his twilight years he's just playing the biggest losers and weirdos you can be lmao

I really wanna watch Dandadan, JJK and Fairy Tail but I genuinely cannot bring myself to watch anime again. I've been sober from it (apart from One Piece but that doesn't count) long enough that I feel like it's a huge emotional back step to get back into it

I swear to fuck didn't Red One come out like two years ago?

Getting FUSR ODAH tattooed on my knuckles

Something truly disgusting about American Psycho being so prolific amongst dudebros they think it's his greatest and most important role

This happened to me in real life

I need to start working out now so that in 50 years I look as good as Garp

New Superman movie looks just as bad as MOS but in an annoying millennial way

I don't think that's a clone or secret brother, I think it really is Shanks.

No one will admit this but if you watch all the Star Wars movies back to back you'll see that The Last Jedi is the most Lucas-like Star Wars since ROTS

Herbert the Pervert played a better Obi-Wan than Alec Guinness did