Sometimes when they stop talking to you they start talking about you. 💭

A girl calls her father and says, “Daddy, I have a flat tire.”

“Did you call your boyfriend?”

“He didn’t answer.”

“Do you have a spare?”

“He didn’t answer, either.”

Get Married Please

Tell Your Children the reality

That there are things that will not take them anywhere in life avoid or perish

Things someone will say before they try to give you some of their work:
- “What have you got on today?”
- “What are you working on at the minute?”
- “Can I borrow you for two secs?”
- “How busy are you at the moment?”
- “How’s your day looking?”
- “just the person I was after”

Sorry I didn't answer my phone when you called. I don't use it for that.

After my second “Wow” or “That's crazy,” I need you to wrap your story up ‘cause I'm over it.

Enjoy Your Money Have Fun In Life stop Saving

Ukizeeka Jiue

Young Boys in South Africa chasing Whites who hunt and kill Wildlife.

Wacha Baridi Iwadanganye Kabisa

Pampers ni 2500/=

If I text you 🤩 send help I have starfish stuck to my eyes.

Are We Even a serious Football Club from 0:3 to 3:3🤣🤣

A friend of mine was having a hard paying their water bill, so I sent them a get well soon card.

What's the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office?

If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.

Why it's a bad idea to date construction workers?

They Screw, They Nut, They Bolt

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

How do you breathe from such a small nose?

What movie do you get when you cross Post Malone and a prostitute?

Hoe Malone.

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80% of people don’t understand how percentages work, half of the time.

I call it the 80/50 rule.

I'm trying to remember what the French word for white is, but my mind just keeps going blanc.