Twitter gonna be removing inactive accounts so I’m tweeting this just to keep this one.

{Beams proudly.} x.com/asoiafreadthru…

Someone write with me.

...Please.

One of my first independent laws as King is that a duck race is to be held every 6th day of the week! The winner gets twenty gold coins.

(If your duck flies, that doesn't count because that's cheating.)

Tommen had always wanted to be Ser Loras' squire. To follow in his footsteps, and become on of the most prestigious knights in the -

- Seven Kingdoms. Of course, Cersei would never allow it. "You are to be Lord of Casterly Rock, not a squire boy!" Tommen hadn't let that -

- beat him down. He refused to believe it. "One day," he thought, "I'll be a knight, and everyone will love me. Even Joffrey will be -

- jealous."

#SaySomethingCompletlyHonest I kind of figured out that Jaime is my father.

Lannisters do all the wrong things for love. Cersei Lannister and Tommen by Alex Art.

I do wish my mother would have granted me permission to joust against a true knight at least once.

"Run, run, lost boy, " they say to me, "Away from all of reality."

{Has conjunctivitis. Suddenly fearful that his eyes will end up like Oberyn's. Cries himself to sleep.}

I CALLED IT. x.com/faithfulleader…

|| I was so innocent I'm x.com/faithfulleader…

|| Accurate description of S6 Tommen tbh. x.com/faithfulleader…

@WickedCersei Yip tip pip pip cheerio.