it is incredible to me that we think we understand ancient texts when the context of even 20 years ago is already lost

i’ll be seated every time

I think im gonna paint MORE borzoi cause this quote has been sitting warm in my heart lately

we are the daughters of the monsters you could not mash

Your 30’s are gonna humble you when you least suspect it.

This a jive turkey.

I know it was peak Hays era but did they really have to be sitting around a table at 1:30 am drinking milk

How do you know he’s not doing this out of hate and spite? You don’t.

One of the best episodes of “The Twilight Zone”: “[She] discovered in a minute last fragment of her life that there was nothing in the dark that wasn't there when the lights were on. Object lesson for the more frightened amongst us in or out, of the Twilight Zone.” #RobertRedford

Me: hey windows can you delete this file please Windows: you got it, j-... omg there's actually a program using it right now Me: omg who 😳 Windows: omg I can't say 🫣

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.

Jane Goodall died today. While smarter and more informed people will talk about her work, I want to share a snippet from her Wikipedia page - the two greatest paragraphs ever on Wikipedia. The first parts are amusing and interesting, but the last sentence elevates it to high art.

Now that it’s officially November

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

Hey, folks! Please be on the lookout for Ms. Brenda! Last known to be on Camp Creek Parkway. #Alabama #Anniston #Atlanta #BOLO #CampCreek #CampCreekParkway #Georgia #MissingPerson

the Michelin man is kinda like a Greek god in the sense that he presides over tires and which restaurants are good

the way everything just got worse is frying me so bad😭

I have no idea who is right and who is wrong - or what the email form said. But I just received, perhaps, the most hilarious texts I have ever received in my life …. Go Bucs.

One of the best versions of this dive that I’ve seen