“Isabella M. Swan: Droll? Of course, I mean droll and not drool. Duh! #TasteTheSarcasm.” I have a mouthful, of sarcasm. {dies on the spot.}

Everyone wants sex. {walks off stage, & logs off.}

Wait; Amanda is now Kate upton? Her writer has a thing for Blondes.

lol

Oh, So you're a kitty now? @AssertiveFoxy

Should I change my fake? I do have an adoration for Scarlett Johansson..

That's your pet name, for now. @AssertiveFoxy {Pets your head, smiling softly.}

Writer took this picture, & edited it today. (That ratchet moment when you only put an Instagram filter on it.)

“@FuckItsEminem: Hello world.” Hello.

Here's a little photo.

“@JeffreeStcr: How cute is Colton Haynes, though?” BEEP! ... My cuteness alert, went off

Aye, Sutton Delancey. Should I be Rihanna, Mila Kunis, or stay as Megan?

That's because I play her, Sutton Delancey. X'D

I mean as in, because I have to Sutton Delancey. X'D

The amount of Elenas popping up is terrifying.

“@yeIyah_: Wish I could just crawl back into bed and stay there for the next few days. Or months.” Same, dude. Same

Fuck depression. Ugh