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Kick my own shins when I accidentally close the music app

90' We've seen some strange things at Hampden but St Mirren keeper Craig Samson has just been forced to remove what looks like a dead squirrel dropped onto the pitch by a seagull. Entertainment at its best.

Zlatan’s 500th career goal could not have been more Zlatan...

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I can't keep up with this government. Even a shitshow needs an interval.

Some people just have it. Class. x.com/mufasatweetss/…

News that Zlatan Ibrahimović has tested positive with Coronavirus. Thoughts are with the virus at this difficult time.

From Public Heath England data: Only 2.8% of out of the home infections traceable to hospitality venues.

From 10 days ago.

🎶 David Marshall 🎶 #NoScotlandNoParty

When u fuck the diet on the first day

Scotland fans helping to clear up Leicester Square. Fair play. 👏

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨 (Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)

You won't see better scrutiny of politicians than @EmmaBarnett's demolishing of Tory Minister Paul Scully tonight. Outstanding journalism. #Newsnight

That Friday feeling on a Wednesday

Dear #WhiskySanta, please may I have Glenfiddich Whisky Rum Finish 21 from @MasterofMalt for Christmas? I've been good! masterofmalt.com/asksanta/whisk…

You can’t teach some skills to normal people; like cutting your nostril whilst shaving

Woke up in a panic that I had forgotten some of the planets in the solar system. ‘My very easy method....’ not so bloody easy. Need to lay off the cheese and chocolate before bed.