Michael Benson Do we know if his son was vaccinated by any chance Benson?

What I wouldn't give for a third rack in my dishwasher.

They look like a legit firm of spastics to me.

Boothy The unbeaten streak he had Liverpool down for was brilliant 😂

God, I bet Glen's a gentleman and he didn't even graze Sydney's balloon knot with his pinky finger.

Hardest Geezer PR Tour

To shishkin:
When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high
And don't be afraid of the dark
At the end of a storm
There's a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark
Walk on through the wind
Walk on through the rain
For your dreams be tossed and blown
Walk on, walk on…

I love how Weldy's fairly harmless trademark tweet has been taken very literally by the they/them lot.

RCM...what an absolute, little shirt-lifter.

charlie Whilst it is great that the experience, I hope this was all done in protocol via the stadium’s regulations. It’s important to remember that these kids cannot sneak into dressing rooms as it’s an invasion of property.

Here's one I made earlier boys

How can you not love Twitter.

In the rarefied atmosphere with r kid.

My god. Imagine a rimming from her! Your colon would be clean as a whistle.

She was a proper bit of gear back in the day.

Yeahhhh lad. He's boss him. Fuck Mourinho.

When I was in school, teacher asked a chubby lad continue the part he was reading from. He said “I can’t find where we are”. teacher said “if it was a mars bar you’d find it”. The student replied “You can suck my knob”. that was the maddest thing happened in my entire education