🚨 Breaking: Since October Israel 🇮🇱 has expelled 500,000 Palestinians, and plans to expel an additional 850,000 by the end of next month.

Sorry for the typo, Pakistan 🇵🇰 has expelled 500,000 Afghans and plans to expel additional 850,000.

No protests in any European capitals.

Wurrld leaders lining up to learn how to lose an election…

THE TIMES: Don’t teach pupils about gender ID, schools told #TomorrowsPapersToday

UNRWA is a Hamas front and an integral part of its military machine. The only question is how complicit the international leadership, chiefly Philippe Lazzarini, is with terrorism.

Savan Qadir BeaulyBound John Swinney If you asked 1989 John Swinney (pictured) to define the word 'woman'......

I reckon it would have been a markedly different answer to the nonsense we heard last week, as he plonked his grey continuity arsecheeks on a woke fence made entirely of fudge.

Nicola Sturgeon and Humza Yousaf to lose Holyrood seats amid Glasgow wipeout for SNP scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/…

It's official: the Hate Monster is non-binary. wingsoverscotland.com/hate-has-no-ge…

Why don't neighbouring countries, Egypt or Jordan take any Palestinians in?

Must be a reason for it.

Oh look, the thing I said would happen is happening.

Israeli parody of Eurovision is about to drop soon.

Not sure if it's even possible to parody some of these clowns, but can't wait.

Thousands of parents across Falkirk say they are 'outraged' at plans by the council to cut school learning hours in a bid to save money. i.stv.tv/4bhdi3I

I'm in genuine awe at how bad she is at this.

David Leask says we don't do proper journalism, but I'm pretty sure this is checkmate, bitch.

At some point very soon one of those ambulance chasing law firms will start canvassing for no win-no fee claims for damage caused by tarns healthcare treatments.

Nicola Sturgeon and Humza Yousaf to lose Holyrood seats amid Glasgow wipeout for SNP!

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scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/…

Just a reminder of The Scotsman poll earlier this week. More Scots agree with J.K. Rowling on women’s rights than don’t scotsman.com/news/politics/…

“We also must recognise that Scotland can reach net zero if we are in a UK that also reaches net zero.”

Surprising development at Holyrood this afternoon, as Gillian Martin comes out in favour of the union.

BBC Scotland Comms Janey Godley BBC Scotland Why is our licence fee being used to fund a 'racist'?