Robochop throwing out septic policy proposals like Smarties in his last ditch bid to postpone his move back to America for another couple of years at least

The final insult, having billionaire Rishi Sunak as the frontman for the last act of shithousery

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The front page of tomorrow's Daily Telegraph:

'You are openly Jewish'

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Daily Record: Murrell's trouble and strife #TomorrowsPapersToday

The Times: Tories plan stamp duty cut #TomorrowsPapersToday

The Daily Telegraph: ‘You are openly Jewish’ #TomorrowsPapersToday

FT UK: Hunt targets 2p national insurance cut
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Daily Mail: Benefits to be axed after year on the dole #TomorrowsPapersToday

Times Sport: 375 secrets #TomorrowsPapersToday

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Morning Star: Sunak declares all out war on the disabled #TomorrowsPapersToday

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Daily Express: 200,000 demand Dame Esther ges her dying wish #TomorrowsPapersToday

Daily Mirror: Now the world waits on Iran #TomorrowsPapersToday

Mirror Sport: Cup for a scrap #TomorrowsPapersToday

Telegraph Sport: FA Cup faces boycott threat #TomorrowsPapersToday

Western Mail: Welsh-speakers target ‘almost impossible’ #TomorrowsPapersToday

Some cracking front pages for Peter Murrell and the SNP. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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Mail Sport: Wolves schoolboy, 15, set to face Arsenal #TomorrowsPapersToday

i Sport: FA Cup mutiny #TomorrowsPapersToday

The Sun: Wag's robbery ideal #TomorrowsPapersToday