wtf is family guy even about

straight bars remind me of how many men that are my type but i can never have 😪

Me if I had a boyfriend

Off topic but bots are ruining Twitter. They’re even starting to copy each other now, so many comments repeated word for word under this thread

I have one last big weekend planned and then I’M DONE. Back to consistent gym and midnight curfew on Saturdays

Bitches hate on Emily cause they’d love to her life (I’m bitches)

I’d let him get me pregnant too #TheSecretLivesOfMormonWives

Got the new iPhone but idk I’m still missing the Blackberry

Thought this was a Grindr message for a second

Not to be dramatic but I sent a text at 10:30 and I haven’t got a text back yet

toeknee When she breaks up the fight and screams “this is vintage” instead of “I’m pregnant” lol hilarious

Oh he needs to do that in my mouth

Oh Emily is horny this season

Taking a break from thirst traps to let you all know I’m about to spark up and watch the RHOSCL premiere