Categorizing genres of music by the buffs they give me while I'm exercising Builds Boost Meter: Metal & Rock Increased Stamina Recovery: Electronic & Jazz Advantage on All Constitution Saves: Pop & Shoegaze Stun + Debuff: The Shaggs

MY INCREASINGLY UPSET PEN PAL: You think you're so fucking funny? Well newsflash, dick, I own a UV light. And I'm sick of all your little 'comments' written in invisible ink. ME: What do you mean? I just write like this you friend.

(Guy who reads the alphabet like it's a YA novel) There were 4 vowels- AEI and O for 99% of the story. Then out of nowhere U shows up, and apparently they're super important? And in the FINAL 2 chapters they introduce Y too?? So much fucking fanservice right at the end of it man

In a few days, i'll have a new video out-- It's another all-in-one bundle of movement shooters. If you're into movement fps, or all-in-one bundles, keep an eye out for it later this week.

Think fast, gamer. A new FUNKe video is flying right at you. It's about movement, and shooting, and sometimes both, and sometimes that connection is really questionable but I wanted a reason to finish Metroid Prime and Maybe You Should Go Easy On Me Okay. youtu.be/taNg67BB6H4

I can finish any tub of hummus in 20 minutes tops except for 3-pepper hummus, I gotta attempt that shit 6 different times like a fucked up dark souls boss

I don't fear the man who has heard 10,000 albums once. I fear the man who has heard one album 10,000 times

FOMO is a predatory business practice that more gamers should be advocating against. For example, the breakfast menu at Panera Bread ends at 10:30 AM, 3 entire hours before the average gamer wakes up

she ip on my config until I /release

(My desperate nutritionist explaining a food pyramid for the 16th time) Much like how the Medic provides his team a valuable ubercharge, Vegetables provide your body with a stronger immune system. But your body also needs protein, much like how the Heavy Weapons Guy provides-

Just dropped my new social psychology dissertation vaguely disguised as a video game review youtu.be/wjMn2kt5Tgs?si…

Drawing a progressively more visceral and realistic depiction of hangman on the chalkboard until nobody wants to guess any letters anymore

Too much radio music today has an annoying beeping sound in it which kills the vibe while i'm driving really fast with my seatbelt off

Just stopped by the worst gas station. Gas price was 9.99, not a single car in the lot, and the open sign wasn't even on. Total shitshow

It's crazy to me that the word gaslight didn't originate from a 1938 stage play

(twelve pages deep on a fighting game breakfast forum) Yogurt has insane mixups AND startups, solid pick against every high tier. Cereal is a otp and Omelette takes forever to approach. Granola has decent overhead but Yogurt has like 3 cover options for that

Shelled peanuts are a pre-smartphone era snack. Annoying to crack open one-handed, yet cracking them open with your mouth is more action intensive than using two hands. Truly a holdover from the era of having your second hand free

He whom accepts defeat expects a treat. He whom lashes out first crashes out worst - Shotcallicoeus, Ancient Gaming Philosopher