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Justyn

@funkepills

very philosophical gamer
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linkhttp://twitch.tv/funke calendar_today30-03-2015 04:14:30

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Categorizing genres of music by the buffs they give me while I'm exercising Builds Boost Meter: Metal & Rock Increased Stamina Recovery: Electronic & Jazz Advantage on All Constitution Saves: Pop & Shoegaze Stun + Debuff: The Shaggs

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MY INCREASINGLY UPSET PEN PAL: You think you're so fucking funny? Well newsflash, dick, I own a UV light. And I'm sick of all your little 'comments' written in invisible ink. ME: What do you mean? I just write like this you friend.

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(Guy who reads the alphabet like it's a YA novel) There were 4 vowels- AEI and O for 99% of the story. Then out of nowhere U shows up, and apparently they're super important? And in the FINAL 2 chapters they introduce Y too?? So much fucking fanservice right at the end of it man

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In a few days, i'll have a new video out-- It's another all-in-one bundle of movement shooters. If you're into movement fps, or all-in-one bundles, keep an eye out for it later this week.

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Think fast, gamer. A new FUNKe video is flying right at you. It's about movement, and shooting, and sometimes both, and sometimes that connection is really questionable but I wanted a reason to finish Metroid Prime and Maybe You Should Go Easy On Me Okay. youtu.be/taNg67BB6H4

Think fast, gamer. A new FUNKe video is flying right at you. It's about movement, and shooting, and sometimes both, and sometimes that connection is really questionable but I wanted a reason to finish Metroid Prime and Maybe You Should Go Easy On Me Okay.
youtu.be/taNg67BB6H4
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I can finish any tub of hummus in 20 minutes tops except for 3-pepper hummus, I gotta attempt that shit 6 different times like a fucked up dark souls boss

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FOMO is a predatory business practice that more gamers should be advocating against. For example, the breakfast menu at Panera Bread ends at 10:30 AM, 3 entire hours before the average gamer wakes up

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(My desperate nutritionist explaining a food pyramid for the 16th time) Much like how the Medic provides his team a valuable ubercharge, Vegetables provide your body with a stronger immune system. But your body also needs protein, much like how the Heavy Weapons Guy provides-

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Drawing a progressively more visceral and realistic depiction of hangman on the chalkboard until nobody wants to guess any letters anymore

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Too much radio music today has an annoying beeping sound in it which kills the vibe while i'm driving really fast with my seatbelt off

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Just stopped by the worst gas station. Gas price was 9.99, not a single car in the lot, and the open sign wasn't even on. Total shitshow

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(twelve pages deep on a fighting game breakfast forum) Yogurt has insane mixups AND startups, solid pick against every high tier. Cereal is a otp and Omelette takes forever to approach. Granola has decent overhead but Yogurt has like 3 cover options for that

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Shelled peanuts are a pre-smartphone era snack. Annoying to crack open one-handed, yet cracking them open with your mouth is more action intensive than using two hands. Truly a holdover from the era of having your second hand free

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He whom accepts defeat expects a treat. He whom lashes out first crashes out worst - Shotcallicoeus, Ancient Gaming Philosopher