Jv players after a big varsity win thinking that good sportsmanship will get them more tick

Ya he’s a 24 year old with 3 seasons of 20th ranked QB performance or worse. Let’s stop the delusion that he’ll progress cuz he looks cool sometimes. Should probabaly draft the #1 prospect in the draft. Much better bet than running it back with 170 yards 1 TD 1 pick fields

Which Instagram story should I repost? Might throw up an early 9/11 rememberance post to shake things up a bit

Wait how am I supposed to put my bag in the overhead bin and take my seat in a timely manner? This is extremely confusing and I’m not sure what to do in this situation.

Andrew Vaughn looks so unbelievably racist

Bag is packed. Orange out #ILL #Kams #rileymorris #killday #whereisryanday #letsfindandkillhim

When’s the Chicago marathon

Showed up to the golf course 30 mins early for my tee time. Not because I’m overly responsible or want to hit balls, but because I made a coffee and picked up a breakfeast burrito before and fully understand that 3-4 pounds of mud are about to eject out of my ass. Teein off in 20

This is a random dog I saw at the park the first time I did acid

Hate from the bottom of my heart people temporarily directing traffic and putting up a super aggressive stop hand. Wasn’t planning on driving into the reversing semi truck. Also you do not govern me, nobody governs me.

Fuck, it’s lightly drizzling and I completely lost the fundamental ability to drive my car

Not exactly sure how, but this game is Tyler underwood’s fault. Fuck you Tyler

Dudes get into the gym sauna and start talking fucking crazy for everyone to hear. Mf started unsolicited talking about westward expansion and immigration in the Mediterranean, hit a one liner on his way out with a shoulder-pulled back flex

#Illini #TN

Pick your favorite lane on the highway, wherever you feel the most comfortable driving. Theres no meaning to the lanes so just pick your favorite.

Who tf is this Philly rivers. Guy sucks shit

To whoever is setting the pace in the left lane on I-65 South around mile marker 730: I fucking hate you