Fucking get in.

You’re a little slow to the party.

The lady at the charity shop today told me that she wishes people would clear out their children's old toys in the lead up to Christmas rather than after because she always sees a number of parents in the days before Christmas looking for toys for their little ones who might be

Anyone on here fancy getting me off the tools and just writing tunes 365 days a year before my body disintegrates and my knees / spine turn to dust?

It’s pretty savage the way the world swallows you up without people even realising. Like a whisper in a storm

Serotonin needed

He found his Poppy under the stone then?

Why’s Olly Murs all over my TikTok…

Merry Christmas everyone x

I said this to my mrs the other day in the shop. Used to be 5p how’re we now at 40p and a reach around for a fucking bag.

One day

How much are we predicting Easter eggs will cost this year? £30? 30% smaller?

OMG I can’t with the Memes!! I❤️VB #CelebNews

Joe Conaboy Hi! Hope this isn’t a bit weird but I was wondering if I could know the lyrics to your beautiful song “U”? I’d like to print them out and frame it but I cannot find them anywhere. Thank you!

A MASSIVE RESULT IN THE CAPITAL 💪

🇧🇷🕺😄

Oiiiii the only card the kid from Home alone should be receiving is Christmas card!

A win would be nice at some point

A huge part of me still wonders if I hadn’t gone on the Xfactor when I was 19, would my head and heart be such a mess. 12 years of depression, anxiety, unhealthy relationship with reality, struggle. I think it has genuinely changed my brains wiring. Fucked