At this point tweeting really is just talking into a void but I do feel inclined to express gratitude for where I’m at in my life. I’m doing meaningful work, I’m making music with my best friends, and for once, I don’t feel like anything is going to fall apart. That is all.

On this day in 2008, the Detroit Red Wings defeated the Pittsburgh Penguins in 6 games to win their 4th Stanley Cup in 11 years. Henrik Zetterberg won the Conn Smythe as MVP of the playoffs. #LGRW

Red Wings fans thinking about how they panicked over the Walman cap dump only to retain Showtime and sign Tarasenko

I’ve been singing Freak of Nature by HEART ATTACK MAN for the past two days at work and my very normal coworkers do not at all understand why I kinda like the way they’re staring at me

Saturday. Are you going to be there when it happens?

Imane Khelif isn’t trans, you’re just being weird. Stop it.

Thousand Pound Spreez might have to make a return if JD Vance keeps acting like a couch diddling, transphobic little weirdo

I’ve been calling my girlfriend Joe Biden as a nickname this week and I’m not entirely sure why but I think it’s cute and that’s all that’s matters to me

Angry rural youth: “I’m gonna make it out of this one horse town” Me, sweating profusely and afraid of horses: “…this what?”

🐶💼 Might’ve just thrown our first single from the LP into a distribution service so you can listen to it. Might not have. It would behoove you to follow us on your preferred streaming service to figure out if we did

Here’s our official endorsement of Kamala Harris for 2024 and Governor Gretchen Whitmer for 2032 Feel free to use Klepto Kid for your campaign songs if you’d like ☺️ #ForwardTogether

you’ve heard of nintendogs now get ready for ninelevendogs

Explaining HEART ATTACK MAN’s beaniegate to my very much not on twitter in 2019 girlfriend

this is a picture of a baby in radical marxist Virginia after being born... disturbing #debate2024

“Mr. Trump please stay on topic and answer the question” Trump:

George W. Bush on 9/10/2001:

If Donald Trump was talking like this at Thanksgiving you’d take his keys.

it’s almost spooky season please listen to our spooky song open.spotify.com/album/3y0qTF0A…

“The Electovid College” - andrew

Ladies and gentlemen, The Detroit Red Wings return tonight. Let's go. #LGRW