“ ¿en serio? Pues mira que siempre pensé que tenía que hacerlo, quiero decir… a veces es agotador tener que hacerte la comida tú solo y tal. “

“ ¿ah. . . ? “ “ Pero. . . ¿no es muy apresurado? “

“ y luego van diciendo palabras que no entiendo, como /dilf/. Qué demonios será eso. Todo es culpa del reguetón. “

—Está haciendo flexiones. Hora de su ejercicio diario.—

“ YOU. “ Opens the door. “ I HATE YOU. “

“ YOU PREFER THAT OTHER BEAR RIGHT? YOU ARE A DAMN BITCH! Do you prefer that man with a son!? “ —He is about to flip.—

“ ??? “ “ hey. “

{ follow me dudes 😎🤙🏻

—spank.—

‘ But… I thought you liked that. ‘

‍ ‍ ( 𝗄𝖺𝗂𝗌𝖾𝗋 )┊ 𝗔𝗗𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗢𝗥 ‍ — 𝙄͟𝙈͟𝙋͟𝙀͟𝙍͟𝙄͟𝘼͟𝙇͟ ͟𝙈͟𝘼͟𝙉͟ 🦅; ‍ & « 𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐕𝐄𝐋𝐆 » ʀᴇᴀᴄʜ ғᴏʀ ᴍʏ ʜᴀɴᴅ, ɪ’ʟʟ sᴏᴀʀ ᴀᴡᴀʏ. ‍

‘ yeah but MY homicidal superman. ‘ 😌

‘ yeah. 😎 and you my malewife. ‘

‘ wife. ‘ ‘ I mean— male wife. ‘ hugging him. ‘ Hey, you look a lot different. It seems like your years are becoming more noticeable… ‘

9 months later: ‘ Splen, I think you've put on a little weight. . . ‘ 😶😶

‘ hm. . . Since you turned 30 you have had a bigger appetite and have become a little grumpier. ‘ kisses his silly spouse’s cheek and laughs a bit. Flippy doesn't think about the possibility that Splendid might be pregnant at all.

‘ FIVE !?!?!! ‘ Flippy stands there, staring into space. Damn! At his age, having so many children could cause him to have a heart attack. ‘ I understand that you are going through a parenting phase, but… 5 children is a lot of work, my dear Splendid. ‘