Oh for fuck sake.

Casemiro when told to track Liverpool midfielders.

Give it a month. Tops.

Found them.

With any luck the next time she comes out of prison it’s zipped up in a body bag. Vile fucking bitch.

How’s work fuckfaces?#airportcans.

Have a wonderful day at graft. Losers.

Every match of these UEFA Nation League games are just played in stadiums full of screaming kids. If you closed your eyes you’d think you were standing outside Ocean Beach.

Heart goes out to the elderly after MP’s voted to cut their fuel allowance. On top of me overcharging them they really are going to struggle. Someone’s got to pay for my Christmas and it certainly won’t be me.

23 years today. Forever in our thoughts. Gone but not forgotten. Rest easy Mo 💔

Have Richard Keys levels of hatred for that Joel Dommett. As funny as a boot in the bollocks.

“What’s the matter babe? You’ve hardly touched nuts,bolts,washers and chips?”

Have some of that Mr McMillwall you flat cap wearing,could leave the back door open when I was a kid,love my mum,god save the king,sink all the dingy’s,cockney cunts!!!

1 minute. Man City 0 Brentford 1 89 minute Man City 243 Brentford 1

‘Mum,you don’t understand. He’s just another bald Dutch fraud’

Just as well Liverpool had already won the league after 3 games because losing at home to Forest would be well embarrassing.

If you don’t love seeing Everton losing,despite being 2-0 up,for the 2nd game on the trot,football really isn’t for you. Wonderful stuff.