Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up. Batman Begin

JUST ONE MORE TOOL BRO I SWEAR JUST ONE MORE OF THE MASTER’S TOOLS AND WE CAN FINALLY DISMANTLE THE MASTER’S HOUSE. WE JUST NEED ONE MORE OF THE MASTER’S TOOLS AND IT’S FINALLY DISMANTLED, I PROMISE

i would treat her right.....

Recession indicator

Embarrassing sellout shit

It's because we rolled in

Dreamt that I had a shirt that said “investigate Joe Biden” & back said “Q: Does Joe Biden Need A Nap? A: Unconfirmed but strongly suspected he does. Q: Did Joe Biden try out for the Texas Rangers? A: Not officially but he did come to spring training with a glove and a bat”

*sighs romantically* I wish I had a FAMAS

the new 4K transfer of mad men on HBO somehow does not have any of the post-production edits added in, which means you get stuff like this where you can see the crew member manning the puke machine after Roger has too many oysters lmao

elon musk personally wants me dead because my IQ is higher than his

KENTA posting a picture of his dog the same day Punk's dies is so fucking vile, he might be the only real hater we have left

me and russ are writing our own special stories. how will we know which one is better!!??? we're NEVER gonna be able to figure THIS one out!!!!!!! we're gonna write the story of the century!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tune in NOW!!!!!!!!! twitch.tv/fkasocks

alien got the wordle first try today x.com/Dansplainer/st…

Jacky want Boing Boing

They should make hotdogs longer

They should make the short hot dogs longer and the long hot dogs shorter. Let's meet in the middle folks!