I hear you're in favour of a hard border with Northern Ireland now Father? Should we all be in favour of a hard border now? What's the EU's and Joe Biden's position? I'm so busy down on the farm I won't have much time for the ol' hard border.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary i can only apologise to my long-term followers.

'At their age? The idea is grotesque and irreligious!'
- The importance of being Earnest.

This snooker guy ppl are looking for, his eyes seem very AI. Is he even real?

If there's a house in Africa worth £1million any house in the west mids should be worth £10billion. What happened to location location location?

I’ve spent years of labour for no benefit or advantage to myself whatsoever. In fact I’ve succeeded in raising my mind to such a level that I will be in a permanent state of dissatisfaction in any work in which I might actually hope to be employed.

Friendly reminder: Russia is at war with us.

BIG MOOD 🗑️

This is the girl who owned the truck that spooked the #horses #NicolaBulley

Alan Bennett after someone explained how a word like Boys could be spelt 'Boyz'.
'you could do that for everything. Cleethorpz'.

What do men want?
A woman who is less interesting than his job…

In the sense that St George went to random sh*tholes full of useless people and had to slay their tormentors for them, he was extremely English.

There is no war I love you

to think that i wanted to be a marine biologist

i would be broke as fuck somewhere talking to fish . the road not travelled

illchay adlay 🚬

If World War 3 (World War III ) erupts not even the Iron Dome, not even the God of Israel in Tel Aviv; not Even Russia or North Korea, nor Tehran, Iran, Iraq, or Hezbollah will beat INDIANS 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#Iranian World War III WWIII

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Real change will never be triggered by something sensible like a terror outrage. It will only ever come from something goofy like Jenny Geddes throwing her chair. #Australia 🇬🇧🇦🇺

'the working class have no where else to go'