Big game tonight with a lot on the line. Cole vs Bryan. Cole is looking to be 4-1 in his redemption year. Bryan is looking for his first win of the season. May the best manager win.

Bryan Schwab says: “Tonight, I show him (Cole) how a real commissioner runs a football team” Any comment Cole Elgin

Here it is ladies and gentlemen, the 2024 preseason rankings: 1. Arjun 2. Kc 3. Cole 4. Jason 5. Pern 6. Kevin 7. Bryan 8. Gabe 9. Vasili 10. Clapp I hope the teams not happy with their rankings prove me wrong, and the teams who are happy with their rankings prove me right.

After deep analysis here are some of the absolute worst picks of the draft (in no particular order): 1. Davante Adams at 19th 2. Malik Nabers at 41st 3. George Pickens at 51st 4. Kyle Pitts at 68th (really? how long until you people learn?)

The managers of this league seem to have a major issue with Gabe Millstein as a commissioner. The world wants to know will Gabe shape up or will he continue to let down the league again and again.

If tension continues to rise between Gabe Millstein and the rest of the league, I will have a meeting with the owner about possible actions to be taken.

Here’s some things some of our leagues coaches had to say about their week 1 matchups

Some more messages coming in from the coach’s. Vasili Econopouly firing back at Kyle Clemente Hunt with some harsh words. Clearly there’s some bad blood brewing between these two. Could this be the Wolfpack Dog Fight of the week?! Let me know what you think

Coach of Tyreek Hill, Conor Pernetti seems unworried about recent videos surfacing of the star WR getting arrested.

Power Rankings going into week 3: 1. Kc 2. Jason 3. Vasili 4. Clapp 5. Pern 6. Bryan 7. Kevin 8. Arjun 9. Gabe 10. Cole

The Wolfpack Football season is off to a bang like every year. KC and Pern are off to hot starts being undefeated. Can they keep it up going into week 4? I have a poop fetish. Overall our managers and players have continued to show grit and tenacity every week. Let’s go week 4!

One of the most respected managers in league history Vasili Econopouly had some powerful words he wanted to share with all of you. I’d be shaking in your boots if I were his matchup this week Cole Elgin

Power rankings going into week 7: 1. Bryan 2. Vasili 3. Kc 4. Cole 5. Jason 6. Pern 7. Gabe 8. Clapp 9. Kevin 10. Arjun

Gentlemen… We’re fucking back This year’s pre season power rankings are spiced up by having a score from 1-10. Why… because why not 1. Cole 7.5 2. Gabe 7.4 3. Arjun 7.0 4. KC 6.9 (lol nice) 5. Jay 6.8 6. Vasili 6.2 7. Bryan 6.1 8.Clapp 6 9. Kevin 5.9 10. Pern 5.3 See you all

I heard you bitches been talkin shit…

I got people in all sorts of places. You guys can’t even imagine the kinds of problems I have to deal with on a day to day basis

My sources tell me Jason Gabe and Arjun are feeding their players PEDs. They’re screwed for these random drug tests coming their way.

I looked back at my rankings from last week and I must’ve been shit faced drunk when I made them. Everything accurate just move Gabe to dead last and bump everyone else up one.

Also who wants to talk about Travis and Taylor getting engaged. Gonna be weird to see him wearing a jersey that says “Swift” on the back of it in games

Kevin stop sending me pics of in panties.