🧵 1/2 There was two very different situations tonight in Epping. Hundreds of people gathered at the Bell Hotel to protest the migrant hotel in town, one that has seen numerous incidents against local women and children. THIS WAS PEACEFUL AND FULL OF ELDERLY, OF WOMEN & KIDS

Take a bow Linzi 🖤🤍 👏👏👏👏👏

Linzi Smith, the legend who rid the country of rainbow clown cars disguised as police 🔥

This is not health care.

We're only half way through the year.

It's called summer, you bed wetters.

AI has put Hollywood on notice.

During the Cultural Revolution, Mao created hysteria in young agitators to convince the general public that authoritarian measures – including suppression of free speech – would be the best solution. Worn down by carefully managed 'riots', the public agreed to create their own

She's describing a grown, married man who thinks he's a woman who was told no by a female nurse who didn't want him in her changing room. Fuck him, and fuck any other bloke who thinks "I feel unsafe" is the key to any restricted door.

If you proclaim yourself a sceptic or a science educator, you can’t pick & choose which dogmas you denounce & ridicule and which ones you defend under the umbrella of kindness.

Polling suggests 54% of Brits support £100 fines for foul language in public. Well, that's me fucked. Can someone tell these daft bastards that Demolition Man is a film, not a fucking instruction manual.

I think the evidence is conclusive. Wrong sex hormones rapidly reduce brain function. Exhibit A.

The kids have been dropped off for a week at Uncle Knobhead's. I got handed a list of rules. I have never laughed so much in my life 🤣🤣🤣 I send back what I send back 🖕

My niece has just told me she's worried about me brushing and styling her hair for a week. I looked her straight in the eye and told her not to worry, knowing full well she'll look like an explosion in a matress factory when her mum picks her up on Friday.

Coming up on tonight's Never Fucking Happened...

We can't go on like this.

I have never been able to get my nephew to watch anything other than Aladdin. Turns out he loves cartoons from the 1940s.

Yet, you have to be a man to be a "trans woman."

A vile stain on humanity… …and Ahmed al-Sharaa.

A £48k a year education isn't a cure for stupidity.