'Bollocks to this, does anyone fancy a pint?'

NN Motherf**kers, NN. 👋

'I cannae even f**kin' drive.
I cannae even drive.'

#DekeboneRoundabout

America, what happened to you?

'So, anyway, I said to Tony...'

🎶 Catch the sweet hover of lips just barely apart
And wonder at loves sweet ache
And the wild beat of my heart

Oh, rhapsody tearing me apart 🎶

JasonKingFFS Err, lager! 🍺💨

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JasonKingFFS “I know you think I’m joking but…..honestly….the swimming pool hasn’t been built yet !”

🥴

JasonKingFFS and not a bush in sight for the bunnies to hide behind...

JasonKingFFS Just call me Warren

JasonKingFFS Most definitely not. 👍

JasonKingFFS Tell Jimmy Saville I am not interested.

JasonKingFFS 'It's OK Jacey baby, Ben Elton has bought the rights for the musical he's just trying to think of a catchy title.'
'Well Suzie the 'Rocky Horror Show' has already been taken luv!'

JasonKingFFS Hope your stepping into his shoes. You and the Bute House Beauties.

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JasonKingFFS There may be another angle to this story, keep well clear of those shoes ?

JasonKingFFS Donald Trump, the Early Years ... before the surgery and (cresoste)?