or cocaine??!?! do i need to send you back to rehab?

i’d rather dye my hair pink than ask my mother for advice.

yeah, fuck off, i’m doing it too. curiouscat.live/FAUXFEMlNIST

divorce babe divorce — it’s a lot of paperwork curiouscat.live/FAUXFEMlNIST/p…

thoughts on greg? — BOOOOOO!!!🍅 curiouscat.live/FAUXFEMlNIST/p…

Hey. Need to smooth something over with you. Can I see you at 7? — uhh, sure, yeah— i think i know who this is. seven is fine.. it’s good, even. see you then. ( … ) at seven. curiouscat.live/FAUXFEMlNIST/p…

Okay. See you then, Shiv. — 👍 curiouscat.live/FAUXFEMlNIST/p…

A year ago this twitter troll got exposed in the absolute worst way possible after he called girls ugly on the tl… — dgaf i don’t stand with women. curiouscat.live/FAUXFEMlNIST/p…

regular greg activity of chasing down attractive women and using your name to get them to talk to you. doesn’t count.

hey lady are you single by any chance 😉 — no curiouscat.live/FAUXFEMlNIST/p…

why'd you fuck kendall over — well, i didn’t? i did what was best for the company. curiouscat.live/FAUXFEMlNIST/p…

Do you like to sing out loud when no one else is around? — no. curiouscat.live/FAUXFEMlNIST/p…

What's the largest amount of money that you have held before? — my second card has the most on it, so whenever i’m holding that. i don’t think i’ll name numbers, though. i’m humble x curiouscat.live/FAUXFEMlNIST/p…

stay in your lane, bitch boy

don’t siobhan me, gregory.

the nicest of us all.

hm. she does though— raises a brow.

( squints, finger brushing over it. ) dads dead, rome. the fuck did this?

( she doesn’t take notice by it— classic move. reflect, defend. ) oh, yeah, i’m sure. you’re just, like, super buff, so. ( slight shove of his arm, it’s playful. ) stop doing stupid shit.

( pressing her hands together, she bows slightly. ) i always provide wisdom, dumbass. ( it’s nice— after everything, they can still find comfort in each other, even in the weirdest ways possible. )