"We've put a clause in that every reportable offence needs to be compared with the hypothetical scenario of Toby doing it" The AFLs MRP has adjusted their review process, adding in a 'If Toby Greene Did This ..' precedent to decisions, in line with commentary from AFL greats 👀

"He could unlock the deal that gets Acres across to the Blues. It would be worth a conversation" Matt Rendell has emerged from his cave after 50 weeks of hibernation 🙌 And he believes putting superstar mid Sam Walsh on the trade table could 'get the Blake Acres deal done' ✅

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Essendon coaching legend Kevin Sheedy has reportedly refused the service of a local barista because he ‘wasn’t a member of the all-conquering Bombers 2000 premiership side’ 👀 FULL ANALYSIS >>>

"I've got the Cats, Swans, Demons, Suns, Lions, Tigers, Power, Crows, Pies, Bulldogs, Dockers, Giants, Saints, Bombers, Blues, Hawks & Eagles all making it" ✅ AFL Trade Radio expert Matt Rendell has outlined the 8 teams he think will play finals in 2023 RENDELL RADIO 👉>>>

Zac Butters: 9 years Connor Rozee: 11 years Travis Boak: 5 years AFL great Kane Cornes thinks Port Adelaide are "building a dynasty" 💪 And he thinks the club needs to strike while the iron is hot and sign 3 key players to 'long-term extensions' 💸 MORE HYPOCRITICISM 👉>>

The FIFA World Cup in Qatar has been a thrilling tournament so far 🙌 And now the team at SEN 1116 have pondered how the all-conquering 2022 Geelong Cats would fair in the tournament 🧐 And one AFL great thinks "they'd give it a red hot crack" 👀 MORE AFL COMPARISONS >>>

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 The AFL has confirmed they will release the remainder of the 2023 season fixture seconds after the first ball of the Boxing Day Test between Australia and South Africa 🙌 PLEASE JUST RELEASE IT >>>>

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 With all 18 AFL clubs releasing a statement acknowledging the pain of January 26, the AFL will now cancel the 2023 premiership season amidst calls from a 'particular group' of fans that "players are not focused on football" 😡 MORE 👉>>>

🚨 EXCLUSIVE 🚨 SuperFooty (AFL) journalist Michael Warner has secured an exclusive interview with the front door of James Hird's home, as further irrelevant and tired revelations come to light about a drugs saga that ended a very, very, very, very long time ago 🥱 MORE 👉>>

"Yeah dunno really?" 🤷‍♂️ The AFL has released a 3-word statement and clarified it's position on the much maligned dissent rule 📜 It comes amongst controversy around a decision paid in Saturday's GWS-Carlton clash 🤔 MORE >>>

"I reckon they're still in it JB. They play electrifying footy. Don't count them out" Despite the final siren blowing over 12 hours ago and Collingwood losing by 36 points, Brian Taylor still thinks the Pies are a chance to run over the Lions 🔥 MORE >>

"Footy fans should stop booing him. I don't even know why they are" Kane Cornes, the man responsible for baiting the football public and applying double-standards for 6 months over the trade to his former team, is FURIOUS over the treatment of Jason Horne-Francis 😡 MORE >>

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Kane Cornes has responded to an AFL great's "explosive comments" regarding Kane Cornes' response to an article criticizing Kane Cornes' "war of words" on an media heavyweight's decision to criticize Kane Cornes' coverage of [literally fucking anything] 😵‍💫 MORE >>

🚨 BREAKING 🚨 A former player who once glassed his girlfriend and assaulted police officers has labelled a current player "weak" for speaking out against an incident on field that concussed his teammate 👀 MORE >>>

1. ❓❓ 2. Dustin Martin 3. Lance Franklin 4. Patrick Dangerfield Gerard Whateley has ranked his top 4 players of the 21st century so far, and there's a surprising player who's come in at #1 👀 MORE >>>

"I'm hearing he'll move into a comms role at an investment bank. Intimate sources suggest it's a big job. It's a developing story" 7AFL reporter Tom Browne is reporting that 7AFL reporter Tom Browne looks likely to quit his post at Channel 7 👀 WE'LL MISS YOU TOM👉>>>

"We're really pleased that Anthony and Sharon are lucky enough to join us at the MCG this Saturday" The AFL and Ticketek have announced the lucky dip Collingwood fan and Brisbane fan who will attend the 2023 Grand Final, joining the 100,022 corporates in attendance 🙌 MORE >>>

"The AFL need to overhaul [insert whatever shit] because it's not good enough" Collingwood powerbrokers are calling on the AFL to fix [whatever whinge it is today] because "we don't like it when we don't get our way and we're in the Grand Final and wah fucking wah" 😭 MORE >>>

“He bows out as the greatest. They’ll build him a statue” Outgoing Bombers list boss Adrian Dodoro has been compared to Joel Selwood captaining a premiership in his last game, upon officially cementing the club's trade ‘dynasty’ with a 9th consecutive trade period premiership 🐐

. 7AFL and Fox Footy, both of you, please, zoom the fuck out. This is insufferable