“Eh, try me?” They may be similar boy’s personality wise, but what about how they function. u_u

...Casual sipp. Clears throat. “I’ve got uh..millions of floaters. Apparently they work like pupils or something.” He shrugged. “..You?”

Holds up a large sign saying he ain’t even mildly gay and sticks it in the ground to sit under.

Alright, so here’s the kicker. He...honestly forgot why he did this in the first place, and now it may just turn awkward. “...Oh heyy, Edd-“

He’ll casually pretend like he’s not sitting under the large sign. “Su p.”

Damn it. Maybe if he pretends further about it not being there, it won’t actually. Be there?? “...What’s what thing?”

“Uh..-“ He looked up to see it. “Oh! Oh this sign??” He shuffled away from it before standing. “I didn’t even notice that was there— Oh man, haha.. I’m blind.”

“When aren’t I sure?? I don’t even know how that sign got there. It just...poofed into existence.”

“Good..Good question. Uh.” Slowly taking out a flask from his pocket. “That question, yup.” Uncaps it open. “Real great.” He just made himself busy when bringing the container up to take a loooong sip.

His brows furrowed, taking a few more sips before lowering the flask. “It’s just a sign. Edward.” Two can play at this game. What was seriousness?? He doesn’t know the meaning of the word at this moment.

“I thought someone like you could read... Edward-“ Oh man.

"I don't think I was being much ignorant? Rude, maybe, but isn't that all of us?" He shrugged, taking another swig.

"Neither is indulging your life around Cola, soooo?" Oof.

"...Tom." Just a casual reminder while he casually takes another casual sip. All casual.

Slow, squint-eyed nodding. Silent lip smack. "/So/, anything else you're here to question about orrr?"

"No one wants a single pea for any meal."

"That really all there is to come back at me? Thought you'd have something more clever, but then again, you are you."

"Yoouu know that's not all I do, right? I mean, if we're going there, then I'd expect you to be drowning yourself in paper cuts from your disgusting hentai and jacking yourself with your pistols."

“And all anyone ever sees you do is; Shit Annoy Cry Fuck yourself Fight And just exist in general.”

“It’s called adding onto the facts, Communistic Idiot.”