Steam room is woman coded Sauna is man coded

Self appointed creative directors making “moodboards” sipping matcha. Rooftop pool completely packed. Massive line outside of Elsewhere Just another Monday in the unemployed area of Brooklyn

This is the worst living room I’ve ever seen in my entire life

Science Fiction summer was fun but back to our regularly scheduled programming of strange modern novellas + classics

I’m really living two lives Hannah Montana

My new money look like old money

Only people who order tacos from Chipotle are gay guys and moms

“We should definitely raise a fund”

As a man you can never say happy birthday to another man. For example:

Love based marriage is eugenics, it’s why humans of today are hotter than they have ever been

This kids will be alright

This the type of shit I bring to the table

Wow had no idea of my impending NPC chud status until the 12th doomer post like this today. Thanks CT!

Bieber Wednesday

How it feels to be new to a hobby and give an opinion on something you hadn’t realized people already picked sides on

If you’re not matching your sunglasses to the color of your hardcover what are you even doing

Your shit posts are shit bro

ChatGPT when I ask it for a recommendation based on my enjoyment of something and it recommends that same thing right back

“I’m a girls girl” and “I’m a nice guy” are the same statement spiritually