#PickToStick time. Clemens for me. Who are you going with?

Twins Territory: Do whatever you feel is necessary with this revelation.

#PickToStick time. Jeffers for me in the band box.

Once at a gas pump, dude approached me demanding I take his stand-up comedy “DVD”. I kept refusing. At no point did he make it seem like a sale, just a giveaway. FINALLY I accepted, only for him to freak out and demand $20. I drove away with a DVD & that prick’s STL Cardinals hat

Minneapolis Vikings, baybee

Daily reminder that this state is a joke, ran by idiots.

#PickToStick Ryan Jeffers He’s my guy. Let’s go.

We call them “ex-twins”

Working out in a quarter zip is non-serious

Yep, see The Starting Line

Your daily reminder that this state is a complete joke, ran by incompetent people. Sad really.

Boys, listening to your “4th US city” conversation. You have to include MSA. City population means nothing. See below. dextweets Phil Mackey 🎙 Judd Zulgad Dallas-Ft. Worth is the right answer. Maybe Atlanta.

I’m agnostic. At this point I’m not sure I really care either way.

#PickToStick Wallner for me.

#PickToStick time. Lee for Mee.

Your daily reminder. For you young dipshits: Minneapolis residents used to pride themselves on their cleanliness, safe streets, healthy lifestyles, welcoming dispositions, lakes/parks/river living… Now they’re like “welp, whatever.” Clowns

#PickToStick Jeffers for daddio.

As they should have been

Dazzle-man and Puck. Champions. Legends. Plexiglass. Metrodome.