My chess.com ranking is... up and down

🏆 A third league title in five years 🏆 A first EFL title since 1966/67 Stockport County. 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗠𝗣𝗜𝗢𝗡𝗦! #StockportCounty

The horror when you've made huge changes to an excel spreadsheet 😶

Currently above Manchester

“He’s gone where? Oh my god, to Morrisons! To do a f*cking photoshoot sniffing a loaf of f*cking bread! You know they’ll keep moving him until they get a photo of the twat in front of a sign reading ‘moron’?

Waiting for Liam Gallagher 🙂

Brilliant, Man City Fan Support thanks ever so much for your ticket release process

After four years of attempts, Google is backtracking from plans to phase out third-party cookies? privacysandbox.com/intl/en_us/new…

Just missed a train because I tried to get in and out of a curry house in twenty minutes. Agonisingly close. We go again

Take a point off Garnacho in the FPL for his miss there

The Ticketmaster website right now

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On Patrol: Raccoon Invasion

🚨⚠️ Not even one representative of Real Madrid is expected to travel to Paris tonight. This is club’s decision after Vinicius Jr was made aware that he will not win the Ballon d’Or, as Fabrice Hawkins said.

Device makers have a big question to crack: Would users rather have AI on device for security or would they rather have AI that says Amazon didn’t bury their packages?

"We're almost in December, I haven't received any offer to stay at the club, so probably I'm more out than in." Mo Salah discusses his future at Liverpool with his contract set to expire at the end of this season.

12 hours and counting - notary reads every single word of Series A docs in Germany out loud in front of founders. In person. Guys, we have GDP to grow here. Pure prehistoric madness.

This is not a joke, Funko just called my mom

Imagine saying at the start of the season City and Forest would be fighting it out for the same positions. You’d have asked how many points City had deducted because of the charges.

Late night return home via Edgeley Park... Insert joke about signing a fox in the box 🦊🌙 #StockportCounty Daniel Powell