Rest in peace to Mike F. One of the best to ever do it. I’m kinda devastated man.

My kid is having a sleepover with two other girls and the amount of screaming coming out of that room is insane

there wasn't sht else to do

Happy New Year!!! 🎊❤️

Got super into Archie comics because it’s the only thing my grandma would buy me at the piggly wiggly when i asked for magazines lol she was not letting me get a cosmo or cosmo girl

These girls stayed up til 430 am stone cold sober off pure enthusiasm for the game and tore up my god damn kitchen in the process, i hate sleepovers i hate laughter and joy and girlhood

How do they stay up til 430 am they weren’t even crushing sodas, nerds gummy clusters did this? When i was a kid i used to fight for my life just to stay awake and watch Kablam

My grandma taught hs in Mississippi and she was out sick one day so my grandpa sub’d. I’m not sure what the rules are but i think about that a lot and what they must have been like for those teens to meet that hard ass lmfao anyway i think it’s lax in some cases

You can say nothing or say condoms, I’ve given birth 3x, you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do they can suggest lots of stuff just say nah? When you become a parent it’s time to learn to advocate for yourself and loudly or how are you gonna do it for your kid

I don’t just dislike it I will cease being your friend but not before making you feel like the loser you are

I like the redhead behind them realizing it’s Kylie and saying “omg that’s Kylie Jenner”

lmao

Hit em with this

This baby scared the daylights outta me when i was a kid, then he came back via the internet, tormenter. You’re looking over your mom’s shoulder she opens an email and there’s that baby, dancing.

I vividly remember watching it live on CNN and hearing Jake Tapper say something like "don't ever forget what you are watching right now because someday soon Trump and his sycophants will tell you it didn't actually happen."

Cancel your World Cup tickets, cancel your travel plans to the US. Embargo the fuck out of us. Sanction our athletes, our businesses. Do whatever you gotta do, world.

They’ve been murdering people the whole time

you gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser. you gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta stronger.

one minute in and michael rappaport already needs to shut the fuck up