Na wen you send me voice note I go wear timberland

Someone tried putting me in this type of zone ship, the way I cut ties asap. Always calling to ask when the next class is holding, or if any test was done that day

If your babe go another man house bcus of AC, make you no vex the heat too much

This big age 2024 we’re still shouting “up nepa” when the electricity comes on.. see what Nigeria has reduced us too 🤦🏽‍♂️

“Let’s go with the flow”
It can’t be well with you o

Nigeria grows on the agony of its citizens

I want an artist to diss Psycho YP on a song w that ‘trust fund’ allegations. I’d be so invested to hear his comeback

Roads are empty. Filling stations are jam-packed. No electricity supply.

Some pretend to be happy they voted this rubbish.

‘‘People wey don go self dey beg to come back remember if you go no coming back because people plenty wey won enjoy wetin you dey enjoy’’ - money talks

Na government worker 😂

The way ppl talk about fraud on the street of Lagos, you’d think it’s a legit hustle 😹

Is Fola’s class still ongoing, let’s register this guy

If dem carry this topic for podcast it would be a nonstop conversation

One of the best interaction Twittter has ever seen 😂

Call Anthony Joshua, inform him I’m his next opponent 🥊

When you have no problem in life and a woman to distract you

Even if you buy your Samsung N1m, you’d still be the one to explain its worth 😂 But you see that iPhone the moment people sight the camera and Apple logo? No need for explanation 🤭😌

You sound dumb

Lmao jonzing

How do ppl comfortably sit on bike w out holding that back iron, any small jerk I don troway