my dad not confiscating my phone while i was under anesthesia might be the worst punishment of all time

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by commitment to the bit

Joey Chestnut Unfazed.

joey chestnut is my hero.

GVHS Athletes interested in Dive & Swim Team! Boys season starts on Monday Aug 8th 4:00 to 6:30 pm at the Blue Springs South Aquatics Center. Please join us for a great season! Any questions send to [email protected]. See you there!

Reminder, tomorrow at 6:45 am on the football field is our Senior Sunrise event! Donuts and Juice will be provided. Can’t wait to see all of our seniors there!!

❗️NHS APPLICATIONS ARE DUE TOMORROW❗️ If you received an application for Grain Valley National Honor Society, it is due to Mrs. Michael in room 402 tomorrow. Don’t miss out on this opportunity for leadership and service!

Praying for Damar Hamlin and his family. Reminder that prompt CPR saves lives- sign up for a class if you don’t know CPR

Aaron Rodgers told Pat McAfee that he intends to play for the Jets and the teams need to work out compensation.

Trade compensation, per sources: Jets get: 🏈Aaron Rodgers, pick No. 15, a 2023 5th-rd pick (No. 170). Packers get: 🏈Pick No. 13, a 2023 2nd-rd pick (No. 42), a 6th-rd pick (No. 207), a conditional 2024 2nd-rd pick that becomes a 1st if Rodgers plays 65 percent of the plays.

Elijah Sohn was a 1:35.53 200 Freestyler for Texas A&M before deciding to make the traditional and extremely common transition from 200 Freestyler to Tight End for the Sam Houston Bearkats 🤌

First career playoff game. Perfect passer rating (158.3). JLove 🔥 #NFLPlayoffs

Who had a Skylar Thompson reference on the CBS Super Bowl broadcast on their Bingo card?

I never thought I’d see Royals and Chiefs players get on a commercial advocating for all of us to pay into a tax for two brand new stadiums. All of y’all have net worths that none of us will ever make in our lifetimes—and you’re telling our community to foot the bill? Wow.

Bengal yea we gotta wait for john rhys plumlee to play

#Royals advance to the ALDS!!! Elite pitching. Amazing defense. JUST ENOUGH offense. #Royals sweep the O’s with a 2-1 victory! October baseball will return to the K! #HEYHEYHEYHEY #TBAPSB

Hi everyone. After 43 years, eight months and four days, I have retired at The Examiner. The memories, the friendships, the special coaches, players, moms, dads and co-workers - you have made an indelible impact on my life. Lots of news to come, just wanted to let everyone know!

Jacob Misiorowski has yet to allow a hit through 5 innings in his Major League debut 😳