Imagine what America would be if our first president had been Shington instead of his evil version, Washington

We need to be saving Family Member of X for Claim to Fame 😤 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS #ClaimToFame

just got so scared for sabrina carpenter all of a sudden. she's so small.

sorry, not interested in watching “THE BOYS.” I’m too busy listening to women

this song could wake me up from a coma i’m so serious

It’s taken a lot for me to respond to #Nintendo’s latest censorship battles but I finally mustered the words

she should be competing in olympic breaking today

I feel so bad for those of you whose tv stations air Jeopardy before Wheel. It’s just not right. Wheel is the much needed mental warm up for Jeopardy. I’m not performing at my best without a light hors d’oeuvre of Wheel of Fortune

💅WELCOME BACK, QUESTING QUEENS! The trailer for Dimension 20: Dungeons & Drag Queens season 2 has arrived! #DungeonsAndDragQueens

there’s something so beautiful about the ducks beating the oilers. this is like those 2010 dawn dish soap commercials

There's a whole game explaining why this is a bad idea

NDA stands for Not Dragonslayer Applicable

"you will murder me" "never in life have I blushed Russians do not do this" "you are homeless" "what color, is big" *pernacchia* "mr. businessman 🫳🏻mr. landlord🫳🏻" "Hollander you are having panic attack" "is lie, liar told you that" "is someone chasing you" "you have phone, give"

Somewhere out there the Drag Race writing crew is feverishly working on a “Heated Ru-valry” acting challenge for next season

i love my country the san jose sharks

When people use the word "juxtaposition" I imagine that beforehand their heart beats really fast and they think "I'm about to say it!"

Found this in my notes