The cries of the children I am HOWLING what part of this is in Willy wonka omfg

today i asked what is pilates and my roommate said well it was invented by joe pilates and i laughed bc i thought he was doing a bit but no. why is joe busting it open

kendall roy at shiv's wedding:

This week, my wife and I are celebrating our anniversary. My parents ordered us a very practical, thoughtful gift on Amazon: a crockpot and a crockpot cookbook. We're thrilled. There's just one minor issue: I'm pretty sure the cookbook was written by an AI... 🧵

OH Stace?

*to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire*

listening to vampire weekend

Why is this her Spotify bio…😭

To celebrate the end of Star Wars Day, here’s the greatest description of it ever by a non-fan. Take it away, Malcolm

there is only one young Dexter I respect and it's 40 year old Michael C Hall

The memes do write themselves How it started v How it's going

Humbled #lisbon

My Roman Empire

dying at the fucking horse

Not Like Us but the beat is Wonderful Christmastime

this is some good classic internet humor. icanhazcheezeburger-esque meme. a beautiful reminder of a simpler time

Wallace, Gromit, Norbot and Feathers McGraw stun at the BAFTAs with their selfie

One of the funniest things I've ever seen. Joe Wilkinson explains the RNLI and nobody is allowed to laugh. Best 2 mins of TV in a long while.