Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window? He wanted to see the waterfall.

Why did the man throw the butter out the window? He wanted to see the butterfly.

One for West Midlands Police: If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Oh Heinz big mistake .... fucking HUGE!!!!

Got this suggestion on my Kindle. Amazon.co.uk #AlgorithmFail

The Swiss must have been pretty confident in their chances of victory, if they included a corkscrew on their army knife.

After his 8th failed rocket attempt, I think it's safe to say that Elon Musk has projectile dysfunction

Hey Amazon.co.uk, tracking says my parcel was handed to me y'day but wasn’t. Not in the safe place, not with neighbours. Customer service is hard to reach, a bot says to wait until tomorrow. Why should I wait another day when the delivery info is already wrong? #AmazonDeliveryFail

Read this and thought of Jenson and Arwen 🌈RIP

Black is a colour. White is a colour. Black and white television is not colour television. Discuss.

Why is the transport secretary advertising for Halfords? Why is the BBC News (UK) advertising for Halfords?

So Asda Service Team drivers think it's acceptable to have a break blocking 4 car parking spaces?

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Germany is considering withdrawing approximately 1,200 tons of gold, valued at around $124 billion, from a U.S. Federal Reserve vault in New York due to concerns over Trump’s unpredictable policies.

Elect a failed “businessman” convicted on 34 counts of fraud — and you get failing country. Simple math.

Absolutely fuming - rang Sanctuary Housing to report a repair. On the phone for over 30 minutes, the phone was answered after 17:00 and I was told that I have to ring back tomorrow, as only urgent matters could be reported after 17:00.

😡👊🏻😡👊🏻😡👊🏻😡👊🏻😡 What a disgusting c*nt! #hillsborough #farage #Reformuk

Cake anyone?

One thing we learned from Brexit: Brits will not fill all those jobs that immigrants currently do.