@SeattleWillow You have to understand. Creepy, floppy, creatures keep the three monsters in my life content between naps. I love them.

@SeattleWillow But until then, that weird pig calms the bickering of 3 year olds, and in a home with triplets, that's a miracle in itself.

@SeattleWillow Not sure. They're invited, but it depends on what mood the kidlets are in. Maybe Aurora Engle will leave the kids with Bren?

@SeattleWillow I've seen handfuls of hair in the sink. She may need some time out.

@SeattleWillow Don't worry, I have Embry Call on standby for all of our alcohol needs.

@SeattleWillow Embry Call I wouldn't know, I'm a bourbon man myself, but I'll take your word for it.

@SeattleWillow Yeah, well, you should have seen me trying to reign in his over-pouring when he first started.

@SeattleWillow Well, I won't complain about eager, repeat customers, that's for sure. But it's nice to have them be regulars now.

I can't believe how much food we've gone through, and the party is only just beginning! Better get back to the kitchen!

[carries the onions past Renesmee Cullen and Melina Jackson, overhearing] Hey, what are we out of, Ness? [pauses]

I am more than a little wrecked today. Yesterday was amazing, but I'm definitely feeling it now.

I went to the Farmer's Market this mornign and bought a crate of Carnival Squash. Now to decide what to do with it.

Stuffed Carnival Squash

In honor of Mardi Gras, tonight's cafe special is Gumbo, served with dirty rice, and hushpuppies. Beignet and coffee for dessert.

8pm, Saturday night... my weekend starts NOW! Anyone up for drinks?

@SeattleWillow Glowsticks. Lots of glowsticks.

Friday night specials at Carver - Wings (in a variety of sauces), .25 each. Happy Hour to midnight! Unlimited house fries! Stop on by!

I've got some eggplant roasting on the grill and cold beer in my cooler. Tonight is off to a good start.

Absplutely livid about the robbery. I've given all the information I can to the police, but I feel so helpless right now.

I never liked the idea of installing security cameras. It feels too 'Big Brother' to me. But now, I'm wondering it's necessary.