While you’re sleeping, I’m on a Bloomberg terminal playing Pokemon Emerald while I wait for a Cocoa Bean Broker in South Africa to let me know if the soil on the Ivory Coast will have a pH in the range of 6.0-6.5 so I can manipulate 3million simulations of Cocoa Futures Contracts

todays snapshot BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

It’s February 8th, 2021 Tesla just bought $1.5B of Bitcoin and it ripped 20% to new ATHs. Kaleo has an 8 figure daily gain on FTX. Alex Wice is worth the GDP of a mid sized latam city. Cobie is dunking on Gainzy for missing the move. Hashmasks were released last week.

Bybit CEO post-hack livestream did not go so well...

I am hopeful for the summertime, I am glad that I am alive

I will be on my deathbed to maintain that this is the best quote ever said about crypto markets, ever.

I have this one kid, 300 pounder from a state school… $300 bucks a week in door dash. Then this single mother of four - the single moms are really where the opportunity is - ordering fast food every night. She racked up $15k in BNPL on this shit and it’s only March

gm

Sorry took me a little while to get this out

always improving my protocol

never stop chasing the bag

what’s wrong, 35-year-old man? are you not getting rich from airdrops?

Coinbase 🛡️ gotta hand it to these criminals that they were able to get ahold of coinbase customer support in the first place

I’m 1 rocket away from doing that daily bro chill

DEGEN NEWS Iran has taken out key Israeli infrastructure

you met me in a rather illiquid period of my life

the lion does not concern himself with the energy supply chains of his allies