Red Onion Report: Chris Martin to reveal why there's so much sadness in falsetto.

Neuro-linguistic programmer, John Fiend, explains why spitting hyper-materialistic rap lyrics results in a surplus of self-confidence.

"When we seek to destroy others we often destroy ourselves, for it is the self that wants to be destroyed." - Pierce Hawthorne

Navy Blue Jersey: youtu.be/JmgBmvvFzqE via YouTube

Man drops 3 pieces of penné while ladling dinner one night and finds only 2 of those pieces. Could this be explained by quantum physics?

"Skateboarding is performance art for the prototypically nonchalant." - Derren Brown

"How many babies have to survive before we put an end to all this senseless nurturing!" - Wilfred

"How can a hundred million Frenchman all be wrong?"

I had that dream about Melanie Laurent again..

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OneShotSessions - "Hot Air Balloon" by Ethan Florus: youtu.be/-tMe7Kr70CQ via YouTube

#youtube "Unaware" (Allen Stone cover) by Ethan Florus - OneShotSessions youtube.com/watch?v=90gSiZ…

Marvin's Room (Drake cover) Here's something from ol' Aubrey :) youtu.be/Vq1XwCpJ_Bs

Check out my new single. Give it a listen here: youtu.be/nrf2M0KqDDo Tecla Ciolfi Expresso Show @CapeTownMusicSc Between 10and5 Cape Town Lately

Myself and Hugo Brand did the first Stellenbosch Take Away show. Hope you are as excited for the video as I am. Here is a sneak #SAMS #music

Want some mellow John Mayer-like music for your Thursday? Check out Ethan Florus. x.com/EthanFlorus/st…

My take away show video is live! Have a look here: facebook.com/EthanFlorusMus… Texx and the City @CapeTownMusicSc Expresso Show Afternoon Express

Context, you marvelous wizard 😌

Have you heard ‘Windmill’ by EthanFlorus on #SoundCloud? #np soundcloud.com/ethan-florus/s…

Okay yes, I am still the person who googles facebook to log in