Do you think when dogs see us changing our clothes that they think we are peeling our skin off? Maybe that’s why they are so willing to respect us - any creature that can stoically and bloodless denude itself multiple times a day must be feared.#borzoi #weird #cursed

LAVA ZOIRGLES have been a popular familiar amongst magical and non-magical families since the late 1950’s, mostly because of the savings on heating bills. #borzoi

Do you even Curd, Bro? #borzoi

I have once again tried to optimize the borzoi eye placement and failed so miserably that I’ve scarred myself and now all of you. I hypothesized that with 900% LARGER eyes the borzoi could exist in pitch black environments. But this creates some inadvertent problems. #borzoi

FEAR AND LOATHING AT MANTIS MANOR #borzoi

Esper Borzoi is my model today

Before going into work be like…

Lady McMuffin the 3nd had surprisingly humble beginnings as the inventor of the miniature croissant - colloquially know as the Peasant Crescent #borzoi

You see it?

Long

Harbinger of dust

This is friggen amazing!

Does my dog look deflated?

Fetch?

Does this turtleneck make my neck look funny?