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Esper Borzoi

@esperborzoi

OG Vine. daytime screenwriter. nighttime hose goat tender (borzois) - please get me some beets

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Do you think when dogs see us changing our clothes that they think we are peeling our skin off? Maybe that’s why they are so willing to respect us - any creature that can stoically and bloodless denude itself multiple times a day must be feared.#borzoi #weird #cursed

Do you think when dogs see us changing our clothes that they think we are peeling our skin off? Maybe that’s why they are so willing to respect us - any creature that can stoically and bloodless denude itself multiple times a day must be feared.#borzoi #weird #cursed
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LAVA ZOIRGLES have been a popular familiar amongst magical and non-magical families since the late 1950’s, mostly because of the savings on heating bills. #borzoi

LAVA ZOIRGLES have been a popular familiar amongst magical and non-magical families since the late 1950’s, mostly because of the savings on heating bills. #borzoi
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I have once again tried to optimize the borzoi eye placement and failed so miserably that I’ve scarred myself and now all of you. I hypothesized that with 900% LARGER eyes the borzoi could exist in pitch black environments. But this creates some inadvertent problems. #borzoi

I have once again tried to optimize the borzoi eye placement and failed so miserably that I’ve scarred myself and now all of you. I hypothesized that with 900% LARGER eyes the borzoi could exist in pitch black environments. But this creates some inadvertent problems. #borzoi
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Lady McMuffin the 3nd had surprisingly humble beginnings as the inventor of the miniature croissant - colloquially know as the Peasant Crescent #borzoi

Lady McMuffin the 3nd had surprisingly humble beginnings as the inventor of the miniature croissant - colloquially know as the Peasant Crescent #borzoi