In order to get elected, Barack Obama will start a war with Iran.

❝[Building rosters with Tier 2 talents] motivates young players to keep playing the game. It motivates talented players to play in NA. We literally have talented players going to Europe because NA teams aren't giving them opportunities.❞ — FLY Thomas Slotkin 🧵(❤️‍🔥♻️) :

JUST IN: Future has collected 4 out of the 7 Chaos Emeralds, reasons unknown.

⚡️🇺🇸BREAKING: FULL LEAKED TPUSA ZOOM CALL showing Erika Kirk speaking with staff just days after Charlie Kirk’s assassination, cheerfully discussing attendance, merchandise sales and metrics from his memorial which took place 11 days after his death.

The most disturbing news in modern history is being leaked right into our palms…and we’re all just carrying on like nothing has happened.

Horrible era to be an adult

Jeffrey Epstein hyping up Bobby Kotick to develop the video game micro-transaction economy is a generational info-nuke, man. Two Jewish billionaires salivating over the idea of “indoctrinating children into the economy” is some Protocol of the Learned Elders-tier demonism

okay fuck you

Red Gerard lands a backside 1800 to move up the leaderboard at Big Air qualification. 👏

Tbh having a job makes you a better gamer

Winter Olympics is so crazy like everyone is either wearing knives on their feet or throwing themselves down a mountain. and then there’s curling

🚨 WATCH THIS. Newly released body cam shows Border Patrol agents deliberately steering into Marimar Martinez — an American teacher — before shooting her 5 times. DHS falsely claimed she “ambushed” them. Kash Patel amplified the lie. Prosecutors later dropped the case. Texts

I’m not joking when I say, that was the silkiest sequence of hockey I’ve ever seen. Just straight FILTH. #TeamUSA

Dva feels in a weak spot right now. She's easily booped away from fights and is weak at long-range. Boosters should have no cooldown so that she can get around quicker and her rockets should deal at least 2x damage.

mogged? brother, back in my day you were pwned