started a job as a kindergarten cop, arrested myself on the first day and they instantly pardoned me for preventing *a lot* of crimes

there's a token in it for u, if u win

everytime a new discord scam happens it's because someone put their dick in a socket, but instead of saying that dumbfucks should learn to keep their pants on it's all 'uuu if u ever see these two small holes in a plastic rectangle DON'T USE THEM' facebook mom group superstitions

god put me on this green earth to ghost the biggest number of bpd bitches possible but first i have to pinkpill all these eggs

nice argument. however,

hair alt cause i felt like it

if you're fighting for 'ai' getting banned, this is your big W last I heard artists deserved protections! "no that's totally different" crowd eating today >w<

wait, you mfs *want* the FBI watchlist to be acted on MORE diligently? my lefties like 'authorities should be more rabid in doing their jobs' bangerr

Average slavic highschool boys, ca. 2002 (colourised)

9/12 when

indomitable human spirit vs cold unfeeling machine

i may or may not draw more of this

cw: femicide i think lesbians and heterosexual men should get along over their mutual fondness for breathing air

my lived experience♀ vs their anecdotal evidence♂

artists should be insane again

*slowly losing consciousness as my head spins in the middle of writing the most banger tweet* hehe cooking with gas