Remi Varga, a much nicer name, we approve. Fewer syllables, more cost effective, more likely to save lives. #Neighbours

Poor Gav Bowman forced out of Erinsborough cos only RSR's deserve a second chance in life 🙃🤔 When he returns in December to nuke 'em all, it'll be just desserts 💥 #Neighbours #EnjoyCheltenhamMate

Hello 🤗. Hope you are all amazing. Breaking news .... From 1st Oct, we are placing a DNR (Do Not Resuscitate) on any Ramsay St Resident admitted. This will save on costs and keep things streamlined in the run up to December. Thanks for your patients. #Neighbours

Awww Beverly you spoilsport 🤬. Stop being 'professional' and 'responsible' and let Dr Varga come back to work. We need her 🥹 #Neighbours

NEW STAFF! 📢 Introducing .... Dr Vemi Rarga Welcome to the team 🙌🏻 🥰 We've not done any ID or CV checks yet but we're sure it'll all be fine. #Neighbours #ResuscitateNeighbours #EaseTheWorkload

Rhett mate, if you're gonna be the new 'Daddy David', please can you learn medicine? 💉 But try not to get struck off for medical manslaughter 🏥😬 Kind regards, EH #Neighbours #StaffShortages #ResuscitateNeighbours

Airlift him back to us in the event of any dancefloor falls or slips, you can't go trusting those UK hospitals 😉 🏥 🤕 🪩 #Neighbours #ResuscitateNeighbours

Of course you recognise him Susan, he's married to your sister. Both in real life and in a weird fictional TV show. Anyway, all quiet here in Victoria's leading hospital. Assume Erinsborough residents are behaving themselves. #Neighbours #ResuscitateNeighbours

Time for the ERINSBOROUGH HOSPITAL GIVEAWAY!! 🏥 👋🏻 All manner of our old tat is yours ... (for a small fee) Including : Stevie's bendy stethoscope 🩺 Remi's Lost Property Teddy 🧸 Seb's breathing tube ☠️ Krista's fidget spinner 💉 Enjoy! #Neighbours

Don't worry guys, EH are here to save the day. Wendy isn't going to die, probably. 7/10. On the concussion scale. And isn't Andrew attentive? Like, best husband EVER! #Neighbours

We love dishing out good news to the folk of Erinsborough 😘 🤱🏻👶🏻 It is the joy on their faces that makes our work so worthwhile 🏥 Hope you've had a great weekend, EH x #Neighbours #ResuscitateNeighbours

We thought Jane's Clint had been given the flick? 🤔 #Neighbours

Remi !! While you're here, could you pick up a couple of shifts? Poor Stevie has worked 2247 days straight. Also guys, jigsaw tits is a very real condition. Get yourself checked. #Neighbours

Defibrillators, tissues, cold compresses, medicinal brandy all at the ready for tomorrow. Don't worry, EH have you covered, stay strong 👍🏻 #Neighbours

Great news guys .... Our hospital is safe from freeway development 🏥 🥳 And we definitely didn't slip a bribe to Jonesy, Kratzy or Hartman. Stay safe 🛣️. Lots of love, EH x #Neighbours

Just think, if and when Ramsay Street gets bulldozed, our workload will reduce by approximately 92.8% based on current projections 📉 We might even let Stevie have a day off 😘 #Neighbours

Anyone seen an ambulance? 🚑 We seem to have mislaid one. 🤔 Might've left the keys in the ignition, oops. #Neighbours

Another rough day here guys 😢 But looking on the bright side, that pesky ambulance has reappeared as if by magic ✨ 🚑 Only two more days, surely even we can't mess it up from here 🤞🏻 #Neighbours

Hi friends 👋🏻 99% sure this lovely lady is pregnant 👶🏻 Stevie (who else?) will confirm 👩🏽‍⚕️ It isn't common knowledge yet but you know, why would we break the habit of a lifetime? 😚 One day left, please no hospital drama! 🏥 #Neighbours

Hi friends 💔 Our grief suite is open to all for one day only 😘 Complimentary tea, biccies & tissues ☕ 🍪 🤧 (if Karl doesn't nick them all). Remember, just resting. And hopefully not in a Daphne, Todd, Sonya, Hendrix kinda way. Much love, EH x #Neighbours