strictly for the kissing part, otherwise, miss me with that bs

hate that i crashout literally every week walahi. it hurts me so much. very much. i just want better. i just want to be normal.

Nah everyday i dey discover new suffering, nawa ohh.

First time of chatting someone You are already asking of their fantasy My fantasy na to comot your front teeth 🙄

it’ll be really nice if i see 50k rn, god please.

i hate when i’m going through something and people assume it’s about a man. bitch my future is in my own hands and that terrifies me 😭😭

Times like this, I just wan dey. Na small thing dey vex me onG

My right eyelid has been twitching since yesterday or the day before. I’ll cut chuk something inside the eye make everybody rest.

I’m just retweeting everything mehn 🤣

This is why I have scheduled leave for my birthday week 😭

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My first smile in hours 🤣🤣

Two kids are talking nonstop behind me in this bus and I just want to scream at them to stfu.

Yakubu manage! You will feel it like you want to die but you will not die! Manageeeeeeeee!

“quick question, are you my baby now” Hellooo!?😭 get downnn 😭

This one wan spoil my happy home ni sha 🤣

I don go do pass myself 🤣

That’s how i was imagining that trumpet will sound by 5am this morning. I woke up 4:30 and told myself 30 mins more and slept back. Or maybe it was a dream but I’m so sure I woke up by 4:30 😭

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That sad emoji piggyvest puts when you want to break your savings doesn’t even work. I don’t want to do this too but I must save myself okay?