The secret is to start really ugly, then you can only go up from there.

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I miss twitter, the platform where Amazon is bad until they say Black Lives Matter. Next week when you all forget about this cop case, we'll be back to saying Amazon is shitty

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When BLM takes over cities it's protesting but when stupid Republicans do it it's terrorism and an attack on democracy. Just more hypocrites

#NewProfilePic because I haven't updated it since 2012

Maybe should have thought about the cropped image there Conestoga College

Oi i stream video games on twitch Twitch.tv/warflord

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Wendy’s breakfast 2 for $4? Oh Yeah! Get 2 sammies just 4 buckaroonies ya lil rascals.

How is this about shoes?? Fb down and Twitter don't even know what shoes are. Smh