Democrats won the Senate. It’s time we start acting like it. F*ck Mitch. He lost.

Why do seeded grapes even exist? Also, how to seedless grapes make more seedless grapes?

Ok, soon as you finish reading this call or text someone you love telling them how you feel. No seriously, do it. They need to know right now. Happy Sunday

“Yes!! The homemade hummingbird nectar that I made works!” is not something I ever thought I would text

Researchers have found that plants know they are being eaten read.bi/1wsfOdE via @bi_contributors

I support companies with my dollars who celebrate one #holiday at a time and #banblackfriday. #itsnotchristmasyet

#karma, do your worst...#GregHardy

Behind every car accident is an ego #carcrash #roadrage #varsitydriving #losangeles

If you have to end any statement with, "but I'm not a racist." You're a #racist. #sosimple #redflags

Thank you Criminal for making my #lacommutes mostly irrelevant. #favoritepodcast

I want to be #bestfriends with a #hummingbird

Dear #hackers can you all #mrrobot my #studentdebt #pleaseandthankyou #noreally

Everyone is muttering loudly to themselves or yelling at their computer. 1 dude has a holstered gun. #agro #starbucks

"Work ethic eliminates fear" -Michael Jordan #GOAT

There are a lot of hard, fast chewing dudes out in #Hollywood today. #everyday #jawaccentuation

Congrats to #TedCruz, I mean #graysonallen for #Duke squeaking by #UNCW

#burgerking if your objective was to make me #nauseous every time I think #Hotdogs you succeeded. I see his #chewedfood

Is #El-p actually Seth Rogen rapping as an #alterego? #runthejewels to #jamesfrancoshouse

Meanwhile in LA, ashes rain from the sky... #fireseason #sadness #pinksky

"There is a God and he lives in the United States, mostly." My aunt during the #Olympics #amazing #familyquotes