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This show is fun, this show is Sunday, and tickets are 33% off for Early Birds through tomorrow/Friday at 7:59PM. It's a standup show that's completely different from all the other standup shows. Tix here: eventbrite.com/e/lotsa-jokes-…

IDEA: Reverse Purge. 1 day per year, everybody in the US has to leave the house and be extremely cool to everyone. Not just basic decency. I'm talking smiling hi-fives, honest compliments, genuine laughter at least one NICE joke per person. We're all armed w/hotdogs & a Frisbee.

One thing about the former Twitter is you can open it up and immediately see a randomly weird mean tweet, then most of the replies to it are either viral videos of animals, found footage of humans injuring each other, and ads for Cheech & Chong edibles.

This show is the most fun.

One of the absolute brilliant minds of our Pack community has been fighting an important battle. Let's all help out Elizabeth Hayhurst. gofundme.com/f/shdj7z-comed…

Elizabeth Hayhurst is a brilliant comedian/writer and great person I've known for a long time. She's fighting a difficult battle. If you'd like to know more, and how you can help Elizabeth out, please check this GoFundMe. gofundme.com/f/shdj7z-comed…

I wrote a wild bit for this Friday's BITHOLE! It's pretty epic, difficult to memorize, and it's cracking me up thinking about it. Come to The Pack Theater on Friday and check it out! It's the last BITHOLE until August! Awesome lineup, get BOGO tickets here: eventbrite.com/e/bithole-tick…

This song just dropped about this Sunday's LOTSA JOKES show at @packtheater. Not sure why I'm the only person on the lineup they were tough on, but I won't recycle my past jokes! I don't even do standup, I just write jokes and say 'em! Tickets here: eventbrite.com/e/lotsa-jokes-…

This is one of my favorite things I've ever done: a 51-minute sketch comedy podcast/album where I pretend I'm Ryan Seacrest/Casey Kasem/Carson Daly. The 16 songs are wild, plus tons of other fun bits I wrote. Listen on Apple/Spotify/etc. or HEAR IT HERE: youtu.be/rg-DEnUYin8

Take my class, it's good, I'll say lotsa smart stuff and help ya right gooder.

Grab the last spots available, and I'll work hard to give ya a really great class!

i just graduated from this university, i really had to go

Lobsters can live for like 140 years. Red Lobster only lived for 56. This bankruptcy is a big time dub for the Lobsters.

i hate fireworks and like dogs

But like, what if we all went to BITHOLE tomorrow at @packtheater, sold out the show, and laughed and laughed and laughed at the funny comedians? Wouldn't that be really fun? BITHOLE: Incredibly Fun show. Poorly designed poster. Early bird & BOGO tix HERE: eventbrite.com/e/bithole-tick…

Come to BITHOLE tonight at 8PM, the show's gonna be great!!!

That wasn't an earthquake, the Speedface announcement just dropped. August 31. 50+ comedians have only 100 seconds each to entertain you. TIX: speedface.eventbrite.com

Pack & WGIS having theaters in the same building will be so cool once it gets going. Anything you can contribute to help out both theaters will go a long way!

I’m in this sketch!