(Three Stooges in a death cult) MOE: Alright ya peabrains it's time for us to ascend. CURLY: I did it yestaday! MOE: Where'd ya do that? CURLY: At da post office, ascend a letter! [Moe beats Curly over the head with punch bowl, spilling it on the floor, ruining the ceremony]

I was against piracy and then I learned basically all archiving happens because of piracy and now I say pirate it all

Four firetrucks and assorted police just swarmed my block and they were NOT pleased that the emergency turned out to be my neighbors burning garbage in their yard

"Twitter" was the original, perfect name: evoking the twittering of birds, always in the background, constant & continuous like a Zen river; celebrating what is past, passing or to come as infinity moves past & through us without ever stopping for long; here, then gone; but also

There's no polite way to ask but I really wanna know if the guy loading groceries into the back of an ATV is the funnest motherfucker on the block... or just some guy with too many DUIs to drive a regular car.

chris tachio My snow removal bot will be a large hovering nose that sniffs up snow and gets high off it

Great exchange at the neighborhood liquor store: SECURITY GUARD: This ain't a church, so y'all can't be congregating. GUY WITH NO CHILL: I'm not a fuckin Christian, bitch! SECURITY GUARD: You...... still gotta go.

“Bruuuh get this, so the trees, okay, they talk to each other right? They use an underground network of fungus and roots to send electrical signals and ask for nutrients, water, and even warn about danger okay? Bro, it's basically an underground mushroom telephone. Mother

i havent thought about gas prices in years

Herbie Hancock playing his Fairlight CMI on Sesame Street in 1983.

Ralph Eugene Meatyard. His photos from the '50s and '60s are like stills from the greatest American horror film never made.

Earlier today I was trying to make friends with some parking lot geese and learned that they can hiss defensively if they don't like your vibe!

Mike Nesmith and Frank Zappa impersonated each other 58yrs ago today on the set of The Monkees. Bonkers. Love it.

As Kurt Vonnegut once remarked "we are here to fart around, don't let anyone tell you differently" and much of our collective mental health issues stem from having to deny our whimsy and delight in inventive things to run the rat race every day.

loitering perhaps one of the most effective evils ever devised because it allows cops to go after teenagers, minorities, and the homeless all at the same time. it is basically an all purpose weapon against people you don't like being outside.

STOP THE VIOLANCE 🗨🐢

Chicago Illinois 1964 Joel Meyerowitz