One of the rare occasions I fall for a scam, like a moth to a flame

Just finished my last final. My brain hurts but nothing a few cold ones can’t fix

Got her a new phone for study abroad

Declaring war on fat gay kids

“Is Dallas becoming the new LA?”

Ahahahhahahhaah

Nuke every dude in this shop

this is the worst possible place to be.

They’re gonna go nuts when he hits this thing

Cheers to all who celebrate

Clash of clans elite socks. GROW #expand

Iran about to find out why palantir trades at a 300x multiple

It’s days like today where I wish I was an Iranian scientist. I don’t even have to go out and pay for drinking, I can just stay at home and get bombed

“See that” “That’s WTI ripping” “Kinda sick”

Second full week in the Matrix is over, I can’t stop drinking

“AHHH I’M THE FORDOW NUCLEAR FACILITY IN IRAN AND I DON’T WORK ANYMORE AHHH!”

Just cracked jokes at a mineral owners asking price on the phone as an intern and come to find out this is her ownership

Beer is narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams

Liberating people from work is exactly how you properly use your platform

Sinner-Alcaraz is the best show in sports right now. The movement, ball striking and control from both, Sinner’s unrivaled baseline power and Alcaraz’s unmatched creativity & variety, all while both are cracking serves 135+ mph, is just unbelievable. Truly alien tennis.