*beverly has entered the chat*

East Boston? I don’t know her.

an anonymous ig follower coined it and i just haven’t shut up about it

nah he takin a float in the upper pond

#SHOEBERT WATCH:

shoebert when he found shoe pond:

me waiting for shoebert to do a free willy jump:

LET SHOEBERT VIBE

“I lived bitch” -Shoebert

bold move, our trash panda game is strong.

thanks i hate it

they’re based on things i Paul Leighton paul ❤️

Shoebert is back he was tracked to Beverly Harbor. I am on the hunt! I looked this morning but did not see him. #boston ⁦City of Beverly, Ma⁩ ⁦Beverly Police Dept⁩

yes ❤️

my thumbs. so tired.

the content is coming from inside the house

south shore call me when shoebert pulls through in one of your bogs - till then NS>SS

Probably the one complaint I’ve ever had about Beverly. WHY THE FUCK would you choose to reconstruct Elliot St when the Wit bridge is closed and it’s PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to get through Salem BECAUSE ITS OCTOBER. WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING. #DaddyCahill EnteringBeverly

wait you had me at “one complaint” 💀

this is my met gala if they had preliminaries