We didn’t do anything wrong

Our previous CEO may have made a mistake when he got anxiety

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Huge announcement tomorrow

The Enron Egg is back

🚨THE EGG IS BACK🚨 Court rules we did NOTHING wrong.

So our previous CEO made a mistake. Time to move on

STATEMENT ON SYDNEY SWEENEY

Our Egg reactor is much smaller and much better

Not a dry eye here in the office. If only this were nuclear powered, then everyone would feel it. Maybe next time! Thank you for this.

If you're confused, that means it's working.

Dear public: the emotion of “anger” is sophomoric and unattractive.

Here at Enron, we don’t “shutdown." We restructure.

Bathroom. Lunch. Paternity. All breaks are created equal and are 15 minutes.

Who's been running our LinkedIn for the past month? You're not in trouble, we just want to talk.

Some of our bravest Interns spoke at the Lawrence, KS City Hall this September. These are the future leaders of our generation!

Quarterly synergy check-in complete. Bullish as ever.

A Future They Can Believe In.